The Bardic Unicorn
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The “Basic Painting” is pretty basic. Just without the PSL, boots, and vests. The “Basic Painting” is sometimes fake. You can tell when the bad haircut gets somehow, worse. Once placed in the museum, the description provided on the plaque will read, The Blue Boy, Thomas Gainsborough, 1770 Oil on canvas Gainsborough was known for his innovative use of colors […]
The “Quaint Painting” is sometimes genuine. To be sure, pay attention to the milk! The “Quaint Painting” is sometimes fake. In the fake version, the flow of the milk gets a lot wider. You have to look closely as it’s a pretty small detail! Once placed in the museum, the description provided on the plaque will read, The Milkmaid, Johannes […]
The “Ancient Statue” is cute and old. The “ Ancient Statue” is sometimes fake… and haunted! If you place it at night, the eyes will light up. Even more fun, if you click on it when it is glowing – it flies! Once placed in the museum, the description provided on the plaque will read, Jōmon Period “Dogū” Figurine Shakōki-dogū, […]
The “Jolly Painting” is quite jolly! Maybe. I’m not entirely sure I actually like it. The “ Jolly Painting” is sometimes fake. Notice that the real one has some piece of straw (or whatever this guy is made of) poking out of his chest. If your painting is missing the chest-nob, then you have a fake on your hands. Once […]
The “Robust Statue” is pretty and robust. Pretty robust, even. Also, I am an adult, so check out this really great photo of this statue that I took. The “Robust Statue” is sometimes fake. Watches were not really a thing at the time this was carved. If your Robust Statue is wearing one, it’s a fake. Once placed in the […]
The “Scary Painting” is uh, scary. At least it tries to be. The “Scary Painting” is sometimes fake. The take one is incredibly silly looking. The eyebrows are arched up instead of down, making the subject look scared. Once placed in the museum, the description provided on the plaque will read, Kabuki Actor Ōtani Oniji III as Yakko Edobei, Tōshūsai […]
