The Bardic Unicorn
Gaming tips and inspiration!
The “Wild Painting Right Half” is half of a pretty cool set of screens. The “Wild Painting Right Half” is sometimes fake. The fake is pretty clever – it just changes the color scheme! If you hadn’t guessed, if you take both the Wild Half Right and the Wild Half Left, and put them side by side – you get […]
The “Basic Painting” is pretty basic. Just without the PSL, boots, and vests. The “Basic Painting” is sometimes fake. You can tell when the bad haircut gets somehow, worse. Once placed in the museum, the description provided on the plaque will read, The Blue Boy, Thomas Gainsborough, 1770 Oil on canvas Gainsborough was known for his innovative use of colors […]
The “Quaint Painting” is sometimes genuine. To be sure, pay attention to the milk! The “Quaint Painting” is sometimes fake. In the fake version, the flow of the milk gets a lot wider. You have to look closely as it’s a pretty small detail! Once placed in the museum, the description provided on the plaque will read, The Milkmaid, Johannes […]
The “Jolly Painting” is quite jolly! Maybe. I’m not entirely sure I actually like it. The “ Jolly Painting” is sometimes fake. Notice that the real one has some piece of straw (or whatever this guy is made of) poking out of his chest. If your painting is missing the chest-nob, then you have a fake on your hands. Once […]
The “Scary Painting” is uh, scary. At least it tries to be. The “Scary Painting” is sometimes fake. The take one is incredibly silly looking. The eyebrows are arched up instead of down, making the subject look scared. Once placed in the museum, the description provided on the plaque will read, Kabuki Actor Ōtani Oniji III as Yakko Edobei, Tōshūsai […]
The “Amazing painting” is a really famous painting of The Night Watch. No, not that one. The “Amazing painting” is sometimes fake. The fake one is missing a hat on the figure in the center! Once placed in the museum, the description provided on the plaque will read, The Night Watch, Rembrandt van Rijn, 1642 A painting of a city […]