The “Beautiful Statue” is beautiful. So beautiful, it depicts the Goddess of Beauty!
The “Beautiful Statue” is sometimes fake. If it’s fake, it’ll be wearing a pearl necklace. (Ha!)
Once placed in the museum, the description provided on the plaque will read,
Venus de Milo – Artist Unknown, circa 130 BCE
Marble
A statue of the Roman goddess of love and beauty, Venus was found on the island of Milos. This beautiful sculpture makes many wonder what her original pose might have been.
The Bardic Unicorn 