The “Robust Statue” is pretty and robust. Pretty robust, even.

Also, I am an adult, so check out this really great photo of this statue that I took.

What a robust booty.
Check out this robust booty!!

The “Robust Statue” is sometimes fake. Watches were not really a thing at the time this was carved. If your Robust Statue is wearing one, it’s a fake.

Fake Robust Statue. And Bob.

Once placed in the museum, the description provided on the plaque will read,

Discobolus – Artist Unknown, 2nd century CE

Marble

This ancient Roman statue is based on the ancient Greek statue crafted by Myron. It’s a piece that shows the grandeur of the human body, beautiful from any angle.